Books That Sound More Interesting With the Final Letter Knocked Off 
Charlie and the Chocolate Factor - The secret of Mr. Wonka’s chocolate. What does make it so scrumdiddlyumptious enough to die for?
The Tale of Petter Rabbi - The tale of a Rabbi lost in a lettuce patch. It’s a thriller of man versus man with gardening rake.
The Wizard of O - The lost lost erotic novel that L Frank Baum never wanted to you to know about.
Gone with the Win - What really happened to the first winner of Survivor. After winning so much money, life goes meh.
Bread and Jam for France - The True Story of the French Revolution. The cake truely was a lie.
The Mermaid Chai - Mermaids are always hiding something in those fathoms below. Have you heard about their legendary tea?
The Princess and the Fro- A princess struggles with her hair until one day, her fairy godmother teaches her what to do with it.
(Source: squirrelock-holmes)
